'Idol Gives Back' Ploy for Dupes?

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Sarah
Sarah posted on Apr 25th 2007 10:06PM
'Idol Gives Back' Ploy for Dupes?

American Idol 'Idol Gives Back' has sunk to the level of the absurd in its bias stereotypical attempt to 'save the world'. The mawkish theme of 'inspiration' was excruciatingly nauseating. American Idol corporate jackasses have tightened their gripping fingers around the viewing masses once again, shoving celebrity 'martyrs' and guilt down the throats of unsuspecting Americans.

Despite the technical difficulties and broken record mockery of judge, Simon Cowell, American Idol showcased a plethora of whining, egotistical artists that artificially tried to urge an entire nation to make bystander donations and to download various pointless media that would somehow help third world children.

'Pouty lip' propaganda was marketed through one slide show to the next, backfiring into slightly disturbing fabrication. Children looked as if they were deers in head lights, Madonna turned into the grim reaper, and to top it off, Celine Dion sang with Elvis Presley.

American Idol's missionary scam gave food pantries and African landfills their fifteen minutes of fame while keeping fans of the remaining idols in 'gripping suspense'. Jordin Sparks was 'miraculously saved' in a merciless ploy to shock viewers. Whether American Idol's guilt trip cliché made a difference or not, we have yet to see.

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