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<title>Wendy</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:06:21 PDT</pubDate>
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<title>Texas Women Joke</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.

The first man had married a Woman from Colorado and had told her
that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple
days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes
washed and dinner cooked.

The second man had married a woman from Nebraska He had given his
wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. The first day he didn't see...]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:06:21 PDT</pubDate>
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<title>Look, Ma! I'm on teh internets!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Yes... Yes you are... With large, Asian women. o__O,]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Jul 2007 02:49:29 PDT</pubDate>
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<title>Notice: A creepy guy is making a wee model of you to play with...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Notice

While you are reading this, there is a man in one of the windows high above you who is taking your photograph. He will then make a wee model of you and put it with other wee models of people. Then he plays weird games with them.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Jul 2007 01:54:48 PDT</pubDate>
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<title>Sometimes Words Can't Make A Picture Funnier</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Oh, goodness... The look on the tambourine goth's face cracks me up! She looks so stupid! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! This isn't cool, it's embarrassingly funny!]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Jul 2007 01:49:18 PDT</pubDate>
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<title>Epic Battle: Pedo Versus Victim</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Wow... JUST wow...! This was an awesome edit. Ha ha ha ha ha! I mean, what else do you think when you see this picture? 'Tis greatness!]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Jul 2007 01:37:49 PDT</pubDate>
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<title>The Worst Chinese Tortures Known to Man (joke)</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"

"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."

"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered...]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Jun 2007 23:16:12 PDT</pubDate>
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<title>Perfect Poster Placement</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Gotta love subliminal advertising!]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Jun 2007 22:31:57 PDT</pubDate>
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<title>I will not WHAT in class!?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[*drools*]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 08:27:32 PDT</pubDate>
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<title>Friendship</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Friendship is like pissing 
your pants,

Everyone can see it,
but only you
can feel its true warmth.

Thank you for being the
piss in my pant.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 06:34:02 PDT</pubDate>
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<title>The Ultimate Crush Calculator Quiz</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Now then, usually I hate these Crush Calculator quizzes but this one was really different and unique. It surprised me. Caught me off guard.

http://www.crush007.com/v2/predict/1179818793wpk

Your reaction is sure to be interesting and funny.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 00:51:25 PDT</pubDate>
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