Kourtney Kardashian is 5-months pregnant and the father is her on-and-off-again boyfriend Scott Disick (the "s" is silent). Kourtney is currently working the famewhore stroll to not only promote her fetus, but to also push that reality show she did with accidental coke snatcher Khloe Kardashian. During a radio interview with Ryan Gaycrest this morning, Kourtney talked about how she got pregnant:
"This probably sounds so dumb, but there's so many times I'll forget to take my pill and I don't think it's that big of a deal. It's just so...
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Last night in Baltimore, Poseidon's true son and my bong's favorite swimmer, Michael Phelps, accidentally did anal with a woman's car. The police say that at around 9pm, Michael's Cadillac Escalade collided with a Honda Accord. The two cars also hit a parked car which was empty. Hos on the scene say that the accident happened, because someone ran a red light.
The lady in the Accord got a little banged up and was shuffled off the hospital. Homegirl said her head, arm and wallet was hurting. I'm joking about the wallet part. She's not going...
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Did you get into a brawl of words with the father of your 8 children outside of your house last night, because the nanny/aspiring model/cocktail waitress/George Clooney's future beard you think he's fucking was there with the kids? If the answer is yes, you are not alone, because so did Kate Gosselin! Pieces of trash!
Radar says that the police were called to the Gosselins compound in Pennsylvania last night, because Kate's possum head hissed, growled and snarled after Jon refused to let her into the house. A source said, "Kate showed up at...
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Cats are better at this internet stuff than all of us! Not only can they ruin your life by framing you for downloading child porn, but they can also start a Facebook profile so that they can stalk your ex-junked-up-husband. The Sun says that Wino's pussy, Shirley, now has her own Facebook page and is using it to post messages to Blaaaaaaaaaaaake.
Shirley, who might be lapping up a little heroin milk before she posts, wrote this message on his wall: "Oi mummy was saying to her friend about th time she made you breakfast an you drank all th...
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NEW YORK (AP) - Alex Rodriguez lost feeling in his left hand when he was hit by a pitch in the 11th inning. Jorge Posada was so banged up that he compared the game to a boxing match. Derek Jeter's bruised right foot felt so bad he actually acknowledged the injury.
This was one frightening victory for the New York Yankees.
Rodriguez and Jeter both had X-rays that were negative, and Posada's right hand was swollen after a particularly brutal foul ball in the eighth inning. A-Rod was already scheduled for a day off, but Jeter and Posada...
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just want to say ive been gone for a while... and Ive missed you guys 
so any of you from oh lets see a YEAR ago still on here, hit me up. would love to talk to you!!
Tim Russert, host of "Meet the Press," has passed away from an apparent heart attack. He was only 58.
The NY Post reports that Tim collapsed at NBC's Washington news bureau. His family confirmed his death to The New York Times.
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WOW! I guess it really can come at any time...
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well... he got off!! lol (pun intended)
We’ve heard the rumors that things are not all happy in the Madonna/Guy Ritchie world for a long time now, but today I’m getting tips from reliable sources (well, as reliable as they come in these matters) that Madonna has actually hired Nicholas Mostyn — Paul McCartney’s divorce attorney — to begin work on divorce negotiations. She reportedly met with him last week.
Sources are also saying that Madge did NOT sign a pre-nup with Guy Ritchie.
True? Untrue?
Stay tuned, I guess.
Lily Allen has sparked rumors she is dating the son of Hollywood actor Dustin Hoffman.
The Smile singer - who recently split from Chemical Brother star Ed Simons - was spotted spending time with wannabe film director Max Hoffman during the Cannes International Film Festival in France last month.
But Britain’s the Daily Star Sunday is reporting that the pair have struck up a relationship and plan on meeting up as soon as Hoffman next visits her native U.K.
A source tells the publication, “Max and Lily were at this VIP bash and she...
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