Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.
The first man had married a Woman from Colorado and had told her
that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple
days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes
washed and dinner cooked.
The second man had married a woman from Nebraska He had given his
wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day
he saw it was...
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Yes... Yes you are... With large, Asian women. o__O,
Notice
While you are reading this, there is a man in one of the windows high above you who is taking your photograph. He will then make a wee model of you and put it with other wee models of people. Then he plays weird games with them.
Oh, goodness... The look on the tambourine goth's face cracks me up! She looks so stupid! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! This isn't cool, it's embarrassingly funny!
Wow... JUST wow...! This was an awesome edit. Ha ha ha ha ha! I mean, what else do you think when you see this picture? 'Tis greatness!
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."
"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.
Before dinner, the daughter came down...
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Gotta love subliminal advertising!
*drools*
Friendship is like pissing
your pants,
Everyone can see it,
but only you
can feel its true warmth.
Thank you for being the
piss in my pant.
Now then, usually I hate these Crush Calculator quizzes but this one was really different and unique. It surprised me. Caught me off guard.
http://www.crush007.com...9818793wpk
Your reaction is sure to be interesting and funny.
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